I really miss writing. With working and going to school full-time I haven’t had anytime to write, but here is a short piece I just came up with right now. It is a conversation between two people without the other present.
“hey glumly goose, what do you call a hunter who shots a deer with either hands?”
“a greedy sonofabitch?”
“ha ha, real funny.”
“hey, before we kickoff this whole shebang i just want to let you know that it is your job to throw yourself on my casket and weep at my funeral.”
“hold that thought, i just might go first, but i don’t want your tears all over my gold chrome casket.”
“hahaha…awwww… I have been hit. False alarm, still invincible!!”
“keep it up Rumpelstiltskin!, douche.”
atleast they converse in humor now.